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Washed up: Children play around the giant Lego man (Reuters: Paul Vreeker)
A giant, smiling Lego man has been fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort.
Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre tall model, which had a yellow head and blue torso.
“We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water,” said a stall worker. “It was a life-sized Lego toy.”
A woman nearby added: “I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England.”
The toy was later placed in front of the drinks stall.
-Reuters
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
– Demetri Martin
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.
– Demetri Martin
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
– Bill Cosby
If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.
– Dave Allen
